Hey Oppo! Let's play a game to pass the time this Monday

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
08/08/2016 at 10:00 • Filed to: Game time

I’ll start:

“My Honda is fast”

“I took the 10mm”

DISCUSSION (90)

X37.9XXS > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:01

You’ve got two flats

Party-vi > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:02

“Four point nine liters”

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:05

“Oldsmobile diesels are great”

-note, this will only annoy middle of the road car guys. May accidentally attract someone who is crazy.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:06

It has a V4
How expensive was it?
How fast is it?
What’s the fuel economy?
The body is aluminium (Delorean)

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:06

“Well, the forum said”

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:07

Box said 10 horsepower

Party-vi > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:07

WARNING!!!

DANGER TO MANIFOLD

CalzoneGolem > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:07

Nice Porsh rimz bro

Tripper > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:08

Flat tire, called AAA

bhtooefr > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:10

Grounded to the ground.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:13

Here are some that would get to me in particular...

LS engines suck balls

Pushrods are old tech

1st gen Colorado sucks—OK, this is JUST me :)

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:16

And some for everybody:

I got the auto

FWD is just better

But what about MPG?

It’s just a car

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:19

Pretty sure it’s a Lambo

EDIT: Nvm, five words and I can’t delete this.

Urambo Tauro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:20

Shit [type of car] owners say

luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
08/08/2016 at 10:23

Unless it really has a V4

Kinja'd!!!

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:23

‘I like your Jeep’

Kinja'd!!!

BringBackTheCommodore > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:24

“Could not duplicate noise.”

Sam > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:25

It has a V4.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln!
08/08/2016 at 10:26

Of course, but that’s pretty rare

OPPOsaurus WRX > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:26

manual transmissions are dumb

toyota makes interesting cars

miatas are for hairdressers

cars are just appliances

who cares about cars

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Snuze: Needs another Swede
08/08/2016 at 10:26

Well, I think every sentence starting with “well” is bound to be annoying.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/08/2016 at 10:31

Toyota did make interesting cars.

Captain of the Enterprise > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:33

No oil changes

Autophile412 - what's the world got in store? > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:34

I only drive automatics.

What is an Evo?

whats that third pedal?

where is the cupholder

Future next gen S2000 owner > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:34

That’s a nice porch.

American cars can’t turn.

Stick axles are worthless.

facw > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/08/2016 at 10:35

Why did you turn?

Future next gen S2000 owner > Party-vi
08/08/2016 at 10:35

I want to reply with a get out gif but I think you have proven the point of this thread.

facw > Captain of the Enterprise
08/08/2016 at 10:36

Can you not count?

TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/08/2016 at 10:36

Now I'm not going to say I dislike the entire 1st gen Colorado, but I will say replacing brake rotors on them suck

scoob > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:36

It has 6.3 cylinders.

tromoly > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:39

Miatas are terrible cars.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo
08/08/2016 at 10:40

Actually, I will defend it but I can’t actually say anybody is wrong to criticize.

The easiest way of putting it from my point of view is that anything anybody has ever said about it is true. It has a lot of crap things, a lot of meh things and enough good things for me to say that even though it’s very love-hate ownership I do find it a fun little truck overall.

And the brake rotors... yeah, thankfully I haven’t had to do that yet. Not looking forward to it.

bhtooefr > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
08/08/2016 at 10:41

Regarding a BMW: “It has a V6"

yamahog > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:46

How to get a woman gearhead from 0-100 real quick:

“Is it your husband’s?"

TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/08/2016 at 10:46

I've always wanted one with the 5.3

Die-Trying > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:48

“just scratched your car”............

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Future next gen S2000 owner
08/08/2016 at 10:52

Wait? American cars can turn?
Mine doesn’t, you give it input with the steering wheel, and hope it goes in that general direction.

EL_ULY > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 10:53

in the 1/8 mile? (to a kid bragging about running 10's)

is that for show? (pointing at rear wing)

you need new tires (pointing at slicks)

doesn’t VW make these (pointing at Aventador engine bay)

Where’s the gas door? (Tesla)

Is this a QUATTRO? (to a BMW owner)

EL_ULY > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/08/2016 at 10:55

still do, a lot of them!

EL_ULY > yamahog
08/08/2016 at 10:58

When I drive the Z4....

Is that your wife’s?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo
08/08/2016 at 10:58

It’s worth it, even when stuck with the 4L60E :)

OPPOsaurus WRX > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/08/2016 at 11:01

maybe at some point but not currently (except the 86 or whatever they call it now)

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/08/2016 at 11:11

That’s why I said “did”

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > EL_ULY
08/08/2016 at 11:12

They have 2. The land cruiser and the 86. And if you’re counting brands they own, the GSF.

cazzyodo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 11:13

“Miata isn’t the answer.”

Contractions certainly help in this game.

EL_ULY > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/08/2016 at 11:18

JDM stuff too!

The Lurktastic Opponaught > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 11:18

Continuously variable transmission only.

Tareim - V8 powered > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
08/08/2016 at 11:25

well, you are wrong

#amidoingthisrite?

CobraJoe > Party-vi
08/08/2016 at 11:43

I really, REALLY want to correct this.

Kudos, it’s a killer sentence for us Ford guys.

My bird IS the word > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 11:46

“Metric and imperial fasteners”

CobraJoe > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 11:52

Corolla S means Sporty!

Automatic with Manual shift

Chevy camero for sale

Only needs head gasket

Zonday > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 11:52

You need any help?

TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 12:01

*person sees any sport car* “Is that a bugati?"

Out, but with a W - has found the answer > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 12:01

Proven time and again by the FP:

“I am Alissa Walker.”

AfromanGTO > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 12:27

It’s just a car..................

marvthegrate > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 12:31

Grounded to the ground

Scimitar7 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 12:35

[Car brand or model] is for gays/lesbians.

Seriously, the first joke about my wife’s Forester was actually funny, but it’s gotten old.

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 12:44

V6 better than V8

TheHondaBro > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
08/08/2016 at 12:44

ITTTSSSSSNAAAHTAJEEHP!!

Tapas > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 13:25

The 4 Series Gran-Coupe.

jasmits > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/08/2016 at 13:26

I just bought a second generation 4Runner(which I think counts as an interesting Toyota), I didn't consider the thick skin I'll need to develop now that I drive a Toyota

yamahog > EL_ULY
08/08/2016 at 13:27

Every male Miata owner in the place just nodded in agreement

EL_ULY > yamahog
08/08/2016 at 13:38

lol. Well, still better than the wanna be country boys in their bro-dozers trying to roll coal at me or straight up yell fag at me.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > jasmits
08/08/2016 at 13:58

Oh. You have the 3VZ. Really people are ok. I don’t even introduce mine as a Toyota. I just call it a 4Runner. I have a 3rd gen sr5. And technically you could say you own a hilux. because it was called a Hilux surf in Japan.

yamahog > Scimitar7
08/08/2016 at 14:00

I covered my blacked-out hillbilly wagon full size Blazer in pride stickers just to fuck with those very people.

BobintheMtns > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 14:32

Automatic transmissions are better!

boredalways > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 14:58

Never use turn signals

Scimitar7 > yamahog
08/08/2016 at 16:26

That reminds me of the guitar case covered with Bernie ‘16, Obama/Biden, coexist, and legalize it! stickers that was actually an AR-15 case

jasmits > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/08/2016 at 16:57

It is a 3vz, I couldn't make the numbers work for a 3rd Gen with a 3.4 or 2.7. It's had the head recall and a relatively recent rebuild by a reputable shop. I can live with the lack of power(especially because I was also looking at 60 series land cruisers, the 3.slow felt almost sprightly compared with those).

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > jasmits
08/08/2016 at 18:24

They’re not bad.

jasmits > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/08/2016 at 18:33

It’s slow. I can live with slow. Especially for a truck I’m only planning to DD for a year before it gets utility-ski-adventuremobile status.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
08/08/2016 at 18:40

That sounds like my British car, although when I turn the wheel I know full well it’s not going in that direction.

bob and john > EL_ULY
08/08/2016 at 18:44

you are such an asshole LOL

EL_ULY > bob and john
08/08/2016 at 19:02

lol :]

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 19:02

A common response I hear when I ask if they have the V6:

“Nah, the vee four.”

It’s one of those things where I want to correct them but usually stop myself. Generally those that don’t know the difference between inline/V aren’t going to give a shit about my clarification anyway.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
08/08/2016 at 19:44

Don’town one but I get the feeling so much. Just because it’s an SUV doesn’t mean it’s a Jeep dammit

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/08/2016 at 19:46

It’s never just a car!

BayAreaMiataBoi > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/08/2016 at 21:02

Plastic parts in cabin. . .

Plastic parts under dash. . .

Plastic parts for cooling. . .

Plastic parts on engine. . .

Plastic parts on body. . .

Plastic in the dumpster. . .

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > BringBackTheCommodore
08/09/2016 at 00:33

This answer also applies to “AMGtech’s favorite way to troll bad customers”

BringBackTheCommodore > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
08/09/2016 at 07:21

Back in the late ‘90s, my dad worked in the service department of a Ford dealership - one of the customer’s vehicle complaints the dealership did not fully investigate was a Mustang that had been brought in. Supposedly it had a “shimmy over 100 mph.” Not sure if they ever resolved that one, I think they ended up handing it back over to the customer, reporting something along those lines.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > BringBackTheCommodore
08/09/2016 at 09:24

I’ve had similar complaints. Sometimes you can only go so far.